oh, my insides

I may just die AM DYING am done dying of laughter.

Harry Potter the Musical

It is dead serious.

[ETA: ROLLING DRACO! Oh. It hurts, it hurts, I can't laugh anymore.]

[ETA: Quirrel/Voldy!]

[ETA: Remember, a Portkey may be a harmless object, like a football, or a dolphin.]

[ETA: The internet tells me it was performed at UMich. Is there anything UMich can't do? Produce Andy Mientus, produce Harry Potter in musical form...]