things that hurt real good

1) This NYTimes slideshow on the many costumes of Brüno.

2) Uniqlo. I want. Everything. Real bad.

Above, Linen Tailored Jacket in Olive, $59.50 at Uniqlo

Above, Di Steven Alan Short Puff Sleeve Blouse in Orange, $39.50 at Uniqlo

Above, Neck Tie S/S Blouse in Blue, $39.50 at Uniqlo

Above, Stand Collar Pintuck S/S Tunic in Black, $39.50 at Uniqlo

Above, Draped Sleeveless Dress in Pink, $39.50 at Uniqlo

Above, Di Steven Allen Ribbon Sleeveless Blouse in Yellow, $39.50 at Uniqlo

Above, Color Denim Short in Orange, $29.50 at Uniqlo

No, seriously! Why don't I have orange denim shorts? They would look crazy with magenta tights, or bright teal, or mustard, or oatmeal, or army green...