this is what embarrassment looks like

When you realize someone's beating their carpet (which sounds like it could be a euphemism but which I mean literally) on the balcony facing yours while you take pictures of yourself.

Above, necklace: SoGood. T-shirt: free from [adultswim]. Number-print leggings: H&M. Lavender socks: Nordstrom. Plaid shoes: Keds.