things that are awesome

1) National flags made out of food. [via]

Above, India looks delicious.

2) I sort of look like I have a haircut, give or take the awkward, crooked chunks. The point is, I don't have a mullet. Am I awesome with safety scissors, or am I awesome?

I'm guessing this...

...won't be this...

...until at least March.

Maybe I need to visit a salon.