...sounds like a euphemism for the Fallopian tube, but it's a neighborhood that was built over a toxic waste dump (thank you APES). My econ teacher has relatives who lived there.On a completely relevant note, an amusing song called "French Fries" that is awfully similar to OneRepublic's "Apologize" can be found here.And I watched Blood Knot at the American Conservatory Theater today. It was surprisingly good, considering the past few mediocre productions. It might have been the script, it might have been a different director, it might have been the fact that there are only two actors, it m
Baser
I swear this is the last waste of a post today. (Well, maybe not swear.)This was in my Environmental Science textbook. I thought it was really funny, even though I think I knew what it was before reading it:HAHA! Baser.
I don't use my eraser
So this is what my math homework looks like. I kid you not. This was not staged. It begins like any other tragic tale: unexpectedly. This is not so messy:Nor is this:I think this one is still excusable, because my eraser was in my bag or somewhere else that would require me to move:But then you get this:(What the hell is that cat thing?) And this:And this, which expresses a sentiment in the
Valentine's Jar
I know it's been almost two weeks since Valentine's Day, but love is eternal or whatever, so here is what my friend Sunshine gave me for Valentine's Day, packaged in the classic...pickle jar:Top view:And the amazing diorama:And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Why I am the center of the universe. Or at least the solar system.
outfit post
Outfit post because I still have to study for APES (why does this class always come up in blogging?) and I just finished studying for math and I am listening to a scary fanmix of Obama's.Khaki thing: Target. Headband: Claire's. It was supposed to look like that Erickson Beamon one from a Vogue editorial a long time ago. In fact, this whole outfit is supposed to look like that editorial, only I
My new shoes
Oh yeah. And here are my new shoes. Which cannot be worn to school because my drama teacher insists on sensible shoes that we can run in, because running laps is totally part of drama class.From delia's. I heart. Metallic. Oxfords. With a heel. And a bright orange box. And here are my new ridunkulously big sunglasses, because I lost my red plastic aviators from Forever21 at the beach, and
Senioritis is like...
...These Asian crackers. No racial slur intended at all.Who wouldn't want to eat crisp biscuits with an incorrectly hyphenated Biblical reference?But seriously, I can't concentrate at all, and it's almost midnight, and I have homework, and I can't do it, and I am babbling, and I have a massive headache.
crafty endeavors
Just wondering, does blogger directly link to images? Because if so, that kind of sucks. It seems like it does, though. But anyway. Is nemrešpobjećodnedjelje not wearing the coolest gigantic scarf ever?So I'm trying to knit a giant scarf. Since its giganticness will be the center of attention, I'm just using whatever acrylic yarn I have lying around that isn't rainbow (as in the yarn itself
window shopping
Ever go window shopping online pretending you have an unlimited budget? I know I do, but please, don't worry about me. Nothing is wrong with me. I am cheap and broke, so here I go.At Payless, because they make shoes that smell funny and they probably underpay their workers, but they're cheap:At delia's, because I am totally a teenage girl and love teenage girl clothes:Okay maybe you can start
