Catch!

I told you a key was a phallic symbol. But why wear it around your neck when you can wear it in a more direct location?

Above, deardiary's "Key," $18 on etsy

While we're at it, let's see what else deardiary has for sale...

Why, you don't say! Another phallic symbol? This girl is after my heart. (Or something else.)

Above, "Sword," $18 on etsy

I'd say this is pretty direct too...

Above, "Male Part," $18 on etsy

BUT! The best is yet to come. (Ahaha. That's what she said?)

Above, Pitcher and Catcher, $15 each on etsy