This may shock you, but I am generally not willing to give you the time of day if you are overweight, middle-aged, and leaning out of your truck window vocally trying to get my attention at a red light.
Signed,
Samantha & Most College-Aged Women
For my other open letters to men, see here and here.
If, however, you are hella classy like Mark and want to eat lunch at La Note with me so we can talk about school and our lives and religion and personal crises, you can bet I'll be there.Especially because La Note has really good pancakes and sugar rectangular prisms. Okay.
Above, t-shirt: Napoleon in War Paint, Threadless. Blazer: City Triangles, secondhand via Goodwill. Round tortoise-shell frame sunglasses: Claire's. Jeans: Forever21. Flats: Palladium.
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