not sure how I feel

Yesterday my hair felt very lesbian-boy-mom-Beatle-Vulcan-mullet but for some reason, today I feel like a straight girl with a bad pixie cut. Perhaps because I slept in a hat. Perhaps because I decided to put some makeup on.

Even though I'm not sure what to do with the bangs, I must admit the sides look pretty badass. Please excuse the awkwardly placed nose censor bars and gratuitous pictures. You know you love me.

Yesterday:

Today:

ME: Ma, I look like a lesbian mom crossed with a Vulcan or a Beatle with a mullet, but in little boy form. All I wanted was to look like a little boy!
MOM: It looks okay to me.
ME: That's because my face is okay. This is a bad haircut but I have a good face.
MOM: Oh. Right.