remember, kids, after throwing up, it doesn't matter how gross you feel, how tired you are, or how difficult it is to focus on the tap. always remember to brush your teeth and gargle or else you will wake up with your throat burning and your mouth tasting like hell
on the bright side, my extremely awkward haircut means i don't need someone to hold my hair back when i puke (hi, ma! hi, lincoln!) also, for the longest time i have found it fascinating how throwing up is like eating in reverse... yesterday my stomach decided to rewind the saltines, tylenol, water, apples, frosted flakes, lactose-free milk, and my entire dinner.
feeling like shit,
fazed-girl
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