This is totally gonna come back and bite me in the ass.
I feel unsafe walking about the Berkeley campus. I think this is going to lead to chronic stress and wrinkles. Ew, wrinkles. They will mar my incomparable beauty!
Also I hate doing things for myself. I have to organize my own time? I have to buy my own books? I have to make my own friends? It's annoying when I whine because everyone else is going through the same thing? Damn, this college thing is hard.
NOTE TO SELF: REMEMBER TO BUY YOUR BROTHER A CAL SWEATSHIRT.
My roommate's brother just said he was going to write a hicktionary for kids who aren't from the citehhh.
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