I think I got carried away, or IFB Project #2: Let's Get Poetic

This is my entry for the second installment of the IFB Project, for which the instructions were to "pick something out of your closet you love and write a haiku about it." I'm no Winona, but I couldn't resist trying. I guess I'll call the first haiku my official entry... The nine other ones that follow are just for fun.

double seagull ring,
you give a whole new meaning
to flipping the bird.

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cheapest shoe i own —
no self-respect, just lets me
walk all over it.

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fcuk slip:
sunny the prostitute from
catcher in the rye

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banana necklace:
neither apple nor orange —
y u so phallic?

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ron weasley t-shirt:
the closest i've ever let
a man near my heart.

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discontinued keds:
i carry them in my heart —
they carry my soles.

[Photo: Work It, Berk]

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extremely striped pants:
let's run away together —
circus or prison?

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coral marquise ring:
the classiest of them all —
lost in a bathroom.

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ugliest sweater:
only a mother'd forgive
the gilt on your chest.

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batman timepiece: it's
the watch my wrist deserves, but
not the one it needs