My new double-pointed knitting needles are blue. Why do they come in packs of five? Also my new yarn is green (what a surprise). Also I suspect I am following these knitting instructions incorrectly because it is getting really really difficult to knit.
Also, I can start figuring out how to string these together without vowels and say important tourist phrases like "Where is the bathroom?" and "Your eyes are like the stars, can I buy you a drink?" and "My devotion is unalterable, my flaxen-haired Adonis" and "Do you have the missing half of this golden amulet?"
Aaaaand I blame this on it being my womanly time, because obviously my body is trying to turn me into a fire-breathing dragon, but I can't stop eating:
Also, I can start figuring out how to string these together without vowels and say important tourist phrases like "Where is the bathroom?" and "Your eyes are like the stars, can I buy you a drink?" and "My devotion is unalterable, my flaxen-haired Adonis" and "Do you have the missing half of this golden amulet?"
Aaaaand I blame this on it being my womanly time, because obviously my body is trying to turn me into a fire-breathing dragon, but I can't stop eating:
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