After posing for outfit photos in the middle of a street, I was feeling like a pretty legit blogger. Until my brother showed me his haute couture slouch.I'VE GOT NOTHING ON HIM, GUYS.Anyway, I wore this for my cousin's college graduation. This is what my architect uncle/violinist aunt's house looks like:And here's the belt I borrowed from my other aunt:Round-frame sunglasses: Claire's. Jacket:
long beach is long

Wore to frolic at Long Beach (and by frolic I mean walk with a bunch of old people and surreptitiously check out the lone shirtless guy who was (thankfully?) far enough away to seem fairly attractive) aka my suitcase is already running out of clothes I can wear.Now why don't our beaches look this clean?Jacket: mother's. V-neck: Hanes. Jeans: mother's + scissors. Tights: generic. Socks: Target

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*New* CINEMA BY YVES SAINT LAURENT ~ For Glamorous Lady..

100% Authentic, brand new with box by Yves Saint Laurent.Cinema can make every woman feel like a star. It is a fragrance for glamorous women who live under the spotlights, self-confident and elegant, women who know how to draw the attention. A seductive flavor reminds of Hollywood beauties from the romantic love movies, glamourous evening gowns, Hollywood hairstyles, high heels, black seamed stoc

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floor ill
I forgot how to apply dark lipstick evenly. HELP. I need to regain my vampire status because I feel too much like a hipster and not enough like a BA(IDGAF)MF in my little floral dress, which is NEVER GOOD! My fear of unoriginality must spring from the deep-rooted truth that I am unoriginal!Dammit.Just flashin' my undershorts. Hey there.Sunglasses: Forever21. Jacket: mother's. Tote bag: J. C

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giveaway: shabby apple!

Attention U. S. readers! Shabby Apple has kindly offered to host a giveaway for your pick of a dress from this generous list:Tuxedo III (the description includes the word "chocolaty," so yes, this dress is necessary)Barefoot in the Park (à la Neil Simon)Pretty in Pink (Neil Simon in pink)Duck Beach (because who doesn't love a red dress?)Anchors Away (double breasted! Peter Pan collar!)Nine to

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*New* CH Perfume by Carolina Herrera 30ml Edt

100% Brand new & original by Carolina Herrera. With box & sealed like retail counter selling.The new Carolina Herrera perfume is floral, with a fresh start and an oriental finish. The composition is opened with fresh notes of bergamot, orange, grapefruit and a juicy melon. In the sweet heart there are Bulgarian rose, jasmine and praline. Cinnamon, woody notes and leather lock the composit

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CAROLINA HERRERA
pilot, can you help me?
AIRPLANE ATTIRE!Notes to the world:If you're going to pass through a metal detector at airport security, it would be wise to plan ahead and NOT insert half a pack of bobby pins in your hair that morning, leading to the TSA man asking if you are wearing any belts or carrying a cell phone, or if you have any metal on your person, followed by you looking down at your atrocity of a sweater which has

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*New* Guerlain Rouge G de Guerlain Le Brillant ~ Lipstick Sample Pack

Brand new lipstick from Guerlain in sample pack. Limited unit available for you to try out this seductive colors.A lipstick that provides long-lasting sheen.What it does:Rouge G de Guerlain Le Brillant invents chic shine. With the original creamy texture of its predecessor, Rouge G Le Brillant adds a lighter, shinier finish for exceptional long-lasting sheen.Website : HEREGUERLAIN ROUGE G DE GUER

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GUERLAIN Cosmetics.
psa: CRAZY PILLS
Dear 2.5 readers,I feel like I'm taking crazy pillsam currently taking two notoriously difficult courses for summer school aka I WILL HAVE NO LIFE AND MAYBE NO OUTFITS (?) FOR THE NEXT EIGHT WEEKS.But I do have a giveaway for you, coming up in a few days.I try not to apologize for not blogging, because it's really supposed to be something for me, but this is not just an announcement. This is def

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fate steps in and sees you through
MY GRAY THIGH-HIGH DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE. Today I am thankful that SockDreams miraculously had extra pairs of their Super Basics in a charcoal small lying around in their warehouse.They stay up REALLY well. And go higher than the bottom hem of my underskirt shorts. That is how long they are. STUPENDOUS! BEFUDDLING! BAMBOOZLING!I also bought these little socks to wear this summer with bare l

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young and broke
this post is a horcrux
"You'd think killing people would make them like you.But it doesn't.It just makes them dead."- Voldy from A Very Potter MusicalRemember, kids. Make love, not horcruxes.For SUB CENTER! followed by lone wolf writing at Yerba Buena followed by catching up and not crying at Union Square.Cardigan: Uniqlo. Bag: London Fog via ideeli. T-shirt: Target + DIY. Ring: gift from yellow. Jeans: Levi's. S

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