long beach is long

Wore to frolic at Long Beach (and by frolic I mean walk with a bunch of old people and surreptitiously check out the lone shirtless guy who was (thankfully?) far enough away to seem fairly attractive) aka my suitcase is already running out of clothes I can wear.

Now why don't our beaches look this clean?

Jacket: mother's. V-neck: Hanes. Jeans: mother's + scissors. Tights: generic. Socks: Target. Sandals: Miz Mooz.