the last of the
This is the last of the Deliberately Out Of Character Outfits (for now).
Above, beanie: H&M. V-neck sweater: Catholic school uniform. Sequined tank top: INC via Buffalo Exchange. Jeans: Forever21. Oxfords: Payless. Ring: Forever21. Filthy hair: priceless.
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Here is Lulu. I copy Lulu.
Well, sort of. Can you tell this is not my style at all?
Above, knit hat: H&M. White v-neck: Hanes via Target. Pink tank top that makes my skin look pink under the white shirt: Kohl's. Jeans: Uniqlo. Oxfords: Payless.
And then I went to the FAST show and it was chilly so I put on a sweater:
Like myself when trying to study, my camera has trouble focusing:
Sweater: middle school uniform. Ring: Forever21.
Well, sort of. Can you tell this is not my style at all?
Above, knit hat: H&M. White v-neck: Hanes via Target. Pink tank top that makes my skin look pink under the white shirt: Kohl's. Jeans: Uniqlo. Oxfords: Payless.
And then I went to the FAST show and it was chilly so I put on a sweater:
Like myself when trying to study, my camera has trouble focusing:
Sweater: middle school uniform. Ring: Forever21.
Hey There Bryan
So a couple floormates and I wrote a spoof of "Hey There Delilah." Here are our lyrics.
Hey there, Bryan, what's it like in 401
With Seward playing his èrhú from down on the bottom bunk
Across the room?
Check out his fierce karate moves!
You mean wǔshù?
Hey there, Bryan, what's it like living with Michael
Who looks like Tom Sawyer's brother and makes pot(sss) and likes to cycle
Everywhere?
He likes to cut off Shiva's hair
Right by the stairs.
Oh, what do you do in there?
Oh, what do you do in there?
Oh, what do you do in there?
Oh, what do you do in there?
Do you do them in there?
Hey there, Bryan, what's it like with such a mane?
You remind me of Chewbacca or a dog who hasn't bathed for seven years.
The sight of it brings me to tears.
Where are your ears?
Hey there, Bryan,
(in Indian accent) Your accents are quite atrocious.
(in Chinese accent) They all sound the same, but that's okay
(in Spanish accent) Porque your pelo's so ferocious
Like a bear.
Shiva has purple underwear!
(We looked down there.)
Oh, what do you do in there?
Oh, what do you do in there?
Why won't Michael cut your hair?
Nothing in your life is fair.
Down the hall seems really far
With your peanut butter jar.
It's so heavy you think that you might faint.
We may all make fun of you
But you should just admit it's true
Q-U-N-T is not how you spell quaint.
Bryan, I can promise you
That when our freshmen year is through
All three of you will be the best of friends
Until the end.
Hey there, Bryan, you be good and don't forget us.
Three more years and you'll be on your own.
Jump on the 51 bus! Here it comes!
You'll be on there with all the bums,
Twisting lightbulbs for Indians.
This is the part where Minnie hums.
Hum hum hum hum.
Oh, what do you do in there
Inside that triple room you share?
Oh, what do you do in there?
Oh, we ask because we care
We ask because we cayer-ay-ayer-ayer-ay-ayer.
Amman...
...should perhaps not take my pictures because he is too tall and his photos me look disproportionate from his elevated vantage point. And Picasa makes me look whiter than I really am.
Above, crocheted pink beanie: hat store in New York. Sweater: old skool uniform. White v-neck: Hanes via Target. Skirt: Forever21. Tights: DKNY. Shoes: Steve Madden via Ross.
