corkscrew

I was trying to come up with some kind of wordplay that involved "taking my new shoes for a spin" and the cork part of Kork-Ease, but I failed and the dizziest word I came up with to attach to "cork" was "screw," since "wooden particle spiral" wasn't very appealing. I must be losing it.

Redic hair: practice and grease. Jacket: mother's, H&M. Blouse: mother's, Old Navy. Necklace: garage sale + DIY. Green jeans: Target. Shoes: Kork-Ease. Socks: mother's.

It's been a while since I've busted out the phallic necklaces, but the ice key around my neck felt appropriate with the rest of the outfit. Let's not make a pun about it being a long time coming.