The Breakfast of Champions

Because I am a champion, my friend.

1) Boil water.
2) Empty packet of instant oatmeal into bowl.
3) Add water to bowl of instant oatmeal.
4) Stir.
5) Eat, for you are a champion, my friend.

Above, button-down shirt: grandma's. Teal jeans: Uniqlo. Oxfords: Payless.

Watch out for other hungry students who will try to steal your food.