Floral Monstrosity

Original blue floral dress, with pockets! from Goodwill, between $5 and $7:


Post-altering, with waistline below natural waist, worn with a belt:

Post-altering, with waistline under bust, worn with a belt:

Action shot:

Hell yes.

[Edit: 100th post! Random Frankie Valli lyrics: "Funny, I seem to find / that no matter how the years unwind / Still I reminisce / about the girl I miss / And the love I left behind..."]