Thanks, TK.

Thanks for this email, TK:

Dearrrr [Fazed-Girl],

INSTRUCTIONS - How to have an awesome time in college (a.k.a. instructions on how to make me ∑(x^n)(n=0 to OVERLOAD ERROR) envious of you / live vicariously through you)

1. Go to UCLA. Spend 1 year in the arts college, and take as many GEs that overlap at the College of Letters and Sciences as possible.
2. Transfer into the college of Letters and Sciences.
3. Take Swedish classes for a year.
4. Go to Sweden on EAP:
http://www.eap.ucop.edu/eap/country/sweden/Summary/summerlc.htm
(or you can take a semester, or a whole year: http://www.eap.ucop.edu/eap/country/sweden/)
5. Major in Linguistics and Scandinavian Languages (and something else if you feel like it - it's a pretty undemanding major). I think you'd enjoy linguistics - from a word-lover's point of view, I think of it as getting closer to the words and syntactical structures you love.
6. Graduate, and visit Sweden with TK. Speak only Swedish. Take a bus across the Öresund bridge to Denmark, and visit Freetown Christiania. Refuse to speak English to the Danes.

UCLA has the 2nd or 3rd best linguistics program in the nation, which is superb, seeing as MIT automatically gets the #1 spot because Noam Chomsky (the father of modern linguistics) teaches there.
DON'T GO TO CAL.

This is what I would do if I were you (It would make me happy to be in your situation. But hey,
The world don't move to the beat of just one drum
What may be right for you may not be right for some.

I just think you should consider -- since you have no idea what you want to major in -- Swedish.

-TK

P.S. Your major doesn't really matter anyway. There's no point in locking yourself into a specific career path by choosing a certain major because you think you'll be able to make money that way.