From the comment sections of two Michael Phelps posts:
I love to watch the swimming competitions, because it's fun to shout "FASTER! FASTER!" at gorgeous, half-naked men.
There appears to be a budgie in his Speedo.
That's no budgie. That's a Monster.
I don't like it when the parts of my brain marked "things that look like a monkey" and "things I'd like to fuck" get mixed up.
[EDIT: Conversation last night:
me (12:35:07 AM): MICHAEL PHELPSSSSSSSSSS
floob (12:35:13 AM): I like him on TV
floob (12:35:15 AM): He has charisma
me (12:35:31 AM): michael phelps has abs
me (12:35:33 AM): is tha tcharisma
/EDIT]
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