Channeling Mimi Marquez

As always, watching a good musical is putting me in the mood for copy emulation copulation, and what better style to channel than that of our favorite stripper Mimi Marquez?

ROGER: They used to to tie you up!
MIMI: It's a living.
ROGER: I didn't recognize you without the handcuffs.

I admit, these shoes probably don't actually qualify as "stripper shoes," but in my non-stripper mind, they do because of 1) platforms, 2) heels over 3 inches, and 3) cheesy colors.

Above, Terific by Steve Madden who can't spell, $99.90 at Zappos

Above, Teeny by Stuart Weitzman, $212.87 at Zappos

Above, Angelique by Pour La Victoire, $364 at Zappos

Above, Rain by rsvp, $85 at Zappos

Above, Amor by Promiscuous, how appropriate, $69, how appropriate, at Zappos

Above, Minima by Report, $110 at Zappos

...I totally would. Wouldn't you?