a very big fish

In which I watch Ching kick people's butts in the most elaborate stage combat I have ever seen performed by an amateur theater group.

Lace-trim Peter Pan collar blouse: French Toast Uniforms. Gray crew-neck sweatshirt: Target. Belt: from my prom dress, Ann Taylor. Frumpy skirt: hand-me-down. Enormous tacky pin: grandmother's. Blue tights: Forever21. Oxfords: Payless.