breaking news!

It's harder to do than you'd think, especially when you know your breakee doesn't want to hear it.

Also, this pathetic excuse for a photo spot is brought to you courtesy of... PRECIPITATION, now with 300% more water!

Striped button-down: Old Navy. Neck tie bow thing: ribbon from a Forever21 skirt. Cardigan: mother's. Jeans: Levi's 518s. Plaid shoes: Keds.