Milan Fashion Week, Part the First

Also known as Jil Sander was (very surprisingly) totally badass, although the badassery is mostly in the details. For example! This dress:

It matches these shoes:

And this shiny fly:

Which is why it makes you invincible when you wear it. Actually, the shoes pretty much blew my mind. Burnished metal platform, rope-y ankle straps, and heels that look like massive paperclips. It's all so wrong, and yet.

Here's another positively pornographic fabric shot with one of the weirdly appealing belts:

(Weirdly appealing... like Taylor Lautner.)

And finally, the jewelry must be mentally gay (thanks, Bo Burnham) because it just blew my mind.

All images via style.com.